Verb Being about to be successful at something, but ruining it all at the last minute, in a way that is hard to believe. Generally used in sports.
Origins: Cruz Azul is a Mexican soccer team which is constantly losing important games in an inexplicable way, usually in the last minutes.
Origins: Cruz Azul is a Mexican soccer team which is constantly losing important games in an inexplicable way, usually in the last minutes.
Example 1: “Don’t be overconfident on that, because you could cruzazulear the situation”.
Example 2: “The Falcons did a total cruzazuleada in the Super Bowl against the Pats”.
Example 3: “I thought I was doing great with this girl, but I cruzazulized it in the last date and she dumped me”.
Example 2: “The Falcons did a total cruzazuleada in the Super Bowl against the Pats”.
Example 3: “I thought I was doing great with this girl, but I cruzazulized it in the last date and she dumped me”.
by JPJ97 December 21, 2020
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2.Someone who people loose very easily.
3.World's greatest trombonist and can make you laugh so much.
4.Is mexican but people confuse her as beign asian.
2.Someone who people loose very easily.
3.World's greatest trombonist and can make you laugh so much.
4.Is mexican but people confuse her as beign asian.
1."Wow, you are pretty small to be in high school"
2."Dude, where did cruzmary go? she was just with me 5 seconds ago"
3."did you see that? she just played 16th notes on the trombone!"
4."Excuse me, are you asian?" "no, im mexican" "no way!"
2."Dude, where did cruzmary go? she was just with me 5 seconds ago"
3."did you see that? she just played 16th notes on the trombone!"
4."Excuse me, are you asian?" "no, im mexican" "no way!"
by your mom's September 26, 2006
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One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.
by sneaky guido January 4, 2009
Get the [Cruzer] mug.An older woman in her sexual prime, on the hunt for younger men (also known as cougar) who's vacationing on a cruise ship.
As my buddies and I relaxed in the hot tub aboard our cruise ship, a crugar approached. She seemed to be licking her chops, ready to devour us in the scalding hot water we were already stewing in.
by funkthefavorites January 1, 2009
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The ability or 6th sense to tell if someone is crazy even if they give no obvious indication that they are crazy.
It's something like the straight lover of Gaydar or like how spiderman has spidey senses. With Crazar you can detect if a person is crazy.
The ability or 6th sense to tell if someone is crazy even if they give no obvious indication that they are crazy.
It's something like the straight lover of Gaydar or like how spiderman has spidey senses. With Crazar you can detect if a person is crazy.
Player: Check out that girl. I'm going to take her home tonight.
Really good but under appreciated friend: Dude, as a really good but under appreciated friend, there's something about that girl that tells me you shouldn't go home with her tonight. My CRAZAR is going off like a motherf'er.
Player: Man...you're just jealous. I'm gonna get me some booty.
(Later on that evening, Player calls friend)
Player: You were right, that chick is crazy. She has 14 cats and a 3rd nipple. I've never played with so much pussy at once.
Really good but under appreciated friend: Dude, as a really good but under appreciated friend, there's something about that girl that tells me you shouldn't go home with her tonight. My CRAZAR is going off like a motherf'er.
Player: Man...you're just jealous. I'm gonna get me some booty.
(Later on that evening, Player calls friend)
Player: You were right, that chick is crazy. She has 14 cats and a 3rd nipple. I've never played with so much pussy at once.
by sea_urchin August 14, 2009
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The term comes from Mexican association football (i.e. soccer) team Cruz Azul, who holds the top record of runner-up positions ever, repeatedly losing final matches during otherwise successful tournaments.
Short versions: cruzulear, crulear.
The term comes from Mexican association football (i.e. soccer) team Cruz Azul, who holds the top record of runner-up positions ever, repeatedly losing final matches during otherwise successful tournaments.
Short versions: cruzulear, crulear.
Dude 1: Did you see last night's Super Bowl LI?
Dude 2: No, how was it?
Dude 1: Falcons were dominant during all the game, they were about to win, but Patriots pushed it to extra time in the last minute of 4th quarter and eventually won.
Dude 2: Hmmm, I see that the Falcons cruzazulearon (short: cruzulearon / crulearon) again.
Student 1: How was the Physics exam for which you were studying so intensely during weeks?
Student 2: Buahhh… la cruzazuleé!! (short: la cruzuleé / la cruleé), I knew how to solve all problems but my calculator ran out of battery and couldn't even finish the exam.
Dude 2: No, how was it?
Dude 1: Falcons were dominant during all the game, they were about to win, but Patriots pushed it to extra time in the last minute of 4th quarter and eventually won.
Dude 2: Hmmm, I see that the Falcons cruzazulearon (short: cruzulearon / crulearon) again.
Student 1: How was the Physics exam for which you were studying so intensely during weeks?
Student 2: Buahhh… la cruzazuleé!! (short: la cruzuleé / la cruleé), I knew how to solve all problems but my calculator ran out of battery and couldn't even finish the exam.
by Eagle XIII February 6, 2017
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