in crutches

to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.

The joke had them all in crutches.

by Will April 21, 2005

Sweet Crutches

Means that something is awesome and/or amazing. Etymology: This term was derived from "Sweet Mullet" in an attempt to translate "sweet mullet" into Spanish by way of "Dulce Muleta." However, mullet has no Spanish translation, and "muleta" actually means crutches in Spanish. Hence the term Sweet Crutches.

Rob: Dude! I made out with Ethan's sister!

Rick: Haha! Sweet Crutches!

Ethan: You did what?

by RockHound6969 January 14, 2010

Human crutches

Urban dictionary. Human crutches: When your too fucked to walk on your own and need help. Each arm is used on a friend or person for stability purposes.

Leaving the party drunk , he used the two sisters as human crutches.

by RomaSylva86 January 25, 2015

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

Knockin’ boots and crutches

Having sex with a physically disabled person

I was with this girl last night. We were knockin’ boots and crutches in her wheelchair.

by Jimmy Torres October 12, 2025

*clutches purse*

when you see a white person come near you in the streets

person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*

by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021

crunches

sit-ups

"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."

by bmoc November 9, 2003