by Hot mama Hershey December 6, 2017
Get the Crustacean yogurt mug."Oh man, did you see SU Dave? Looks like he took a hard crustacean rimming. His crabhole didn't look good."
by Norm Coleman February 19, 2009
Get the crustacean rim mug.When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.
by Not a lobster April 20, 2021
Get the Crustacean Colon Cannon mug.It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
Get the crustacean-aids mug.1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
Get the crustacean transportation mug.The ill-fated line of Transformer-esque toys that consisted of a deformed half-lobster half-cheetah created by the Mosaic team on "The Apprentice."
"Sweetie, I'm sorry...I couldn't find you those Transformers you wanted, but the man at the counter recommended this instead...CRUSTACEAN NATION! Doesn't it look fun, honey?"
by Brianne September 12, 2004
Get the Crustacean Nation mug.by Rattledboy July 20, 2021
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