National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

Crush one

Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.

Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual

by Brown Bear 3000 July 10, 2012

dust on crust

new snow (powder) on ice (ice surface) this is usaly only used in snowboarding or skiing

man today is a bad day to go skiing its all dust on crust.

by Adam O.. February 17, 2008

crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

by terd ferguson February 16, 2005

bust on the crust

A word first used by the three creepy whales group in Montreal, which means to have sex with ugly girl/guy becuz you are so damn horny . After having sex , you pull out the penius and ejaculate on her/his face face with a big fat load

I was so horny last night , so I called up my ugly Rozanna and bust on the crust

by The three Whales December 14, 2014

Giving up on your crush💔

Giving up on your crush is hard. And that's ok. But if you're giving up your crush for someone you know likes them too, you don't deserve to feel pain. You deserve the world.

Bestie . "Yea, I really like (your crush)!!"
You. "Oh..!! Haha, simp..!! That's cool..!! I like..(fake crush)!!.."

You. "They'll never like me.. I give up.."

Giving up on your crush💔 is hard and that's ok.

by sensitive_ass_kid September 21, 2021

crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004