crunky

an energy bar called Crunky amde by Lil Jon

Crunky gave me crazy energy

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

Crunky

Tired, Thirsty

I was "Crunky" after I had been jumping on the bed.

by Brooklyn Jean August 6, 2008

Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Crunky

When something is hard but soft at the same time

U are so crunky

by Molly._._ April 13, 2020

Crunky

When your bones are aching and crunchy

I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky

by MrsDLT August 13, 2020

Crunky

Meaning the state of something is way bad + funky (funky as in the smell of a cheese you find in your fridge that's expired by 8 days)

Person 1: Kinda tempted to take these bandaids off my bloody, sliced-up fingers.
Person 2: Dude, don't, your fingers are fuckin' crunky.

by The Doctor Sex. March 12, 2021

crunky

weird as hell; strange

“paige’s dog ate her underwear and socks omg he’s so crunky”

by hot&sticky4urmom January 9, 2022