crankshank

A sexual position; when you crank it and then you shank it. Considered to be very gruesome and painful, but somehow erotic.

Only real men can perform a crankshank
Me, Stacy, and Carla did a three-way crankshank last night. I'm still really sore.

by twilulu December 29, 2010

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.

After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.

by hibelu September 1, 2008

crunktackular

adj. A state in which one is crunk (crazy + drunk) and tacky to a spectacular level. Similar to tacky fabulous, but requires a high level of drunkenness or some other form of intoxication.

After those Grey Goose lemon drops, I must have been pretty crunktackular. I woke up in the backseat of a Hummer with three broken nails and no panties.

Did that bitch just vomit into her Dior clutch? Crunktackular!

by Tacky Bitch July 25, 2006

Jacob Cruikshank

the very cute younger brother of Lucas Cruikshank or Fred he is also very popular on YouTube 🤗

Jacob Cruikshank is very cute

by KaityRyann_30 July 8, 2016

Lucas Cruikshank

really hot kid on youtube who created the fred videos, also started by working with his 2 cousins in JKL Productions

hey remember do you see lucas cruikshank?

yeah and he is smokin'!

by FЯED May 9, 2009

Crankshank

An Asian Bogan that can somtimes resemble an emo. EXTREMELY loud.

Doesn't know how or when to shut up.

Does mad Chili shits.

Burning asshole.

Dude, Look at the Crankshank kid. Is that emo kid Asian or bogan? That lad's weird bro.

by Mad asian at the library February 26, 2009

Crunkstroked

A superior level of intoxication. The impaired subject loses the ability to perform all bodily functions.

Friend 1: Look at Chris's head. It looks like he is a bobblehead.

Friend 2: Yeah, he's fuckin' crunkstroked.

by Schoen Dawson May 13, 2005