cruncher

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

Cruncher

To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.

Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes

by Poppin' FRESH yo December 16, 2004

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

taco-cruncher

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.

You don't belong here taco-cruncher

by VibezXD May 22, 2023

taco-cruncher

taco-cruncher or tacocruncher is a slur towards hispanics or people who are half hispanic.

White Man: Yoo what's up my taco-cruncher!!

Hispanic Man: Yoo shut the fuck up, gringo!!!

by KillYourselfKYS June 6, 2023

mud crunchers

Another term for infantry.

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?

by sir mix-alot August 26, 2007

nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

by Jd Mustain February 22, 2010