The premier thief, troll, and all round good time guy on the Ultima Online T2A freeshard. Known for his love of adventure, his honest dealings in legally obtained goods, and his well-loved battlecry of "I R NEW GLD PLS".
1. the action that occures after a falcon punch
2. a level of fucking that has surpassed the level of a regular fuck, in which the victim immediately loses control of their bowels, and catches fire.
1. gather the win and energy into your fist to crushfuck the enemy 2. You've been crushfucked