crumbed fish

This is were you swim naked, come onto the beach and essentially ’crumb’ yourself in soft sand appearing like a crumbled piece of fish

oi bro wanna be a crumbed fish

odds on being a crumbed fish

by jushereforlols December 8, 2019

crumbed schnitzel

after having sex on the beach immeadiately pull you dick out and kick sand on her vagina. leaving it to resemble a crumbed schnitzel.

" i totally gave sarah a crumbed schnitzel at wonnerup beach last weekend"

by smuttman May 20, 2014

crumbed chicken

engaging in vaginal sex at the beach once the female is wet the male puts sand on her vagina

last night i gave my bitch crumbed chicken for main course and a kiss for dessert

by sir john elliot the 2nd August 17, 2010

crumbed sausage

My new Pro Skate Downhill Board

Oh, my new Crumbed Sausage slides so well you guys...

by Crumb Skate May 23, 2011

crumbed in

To almost die from asphyxiation from inhaling bread crumbs from a bread bag bong.

It was necessary to Recessitate Jungle Jim after he had been crumbed in.

by Fully-Automatic-Coming-Equippe September 12, 2017

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019

Car crumbed

When someone hits you with their car not drunk. The person in the vehicle must be sober.

He just got car crumbed buy that Mercedes Bin.

by Guyy man January 9, 2026