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Cruising

Aimlessly wandering the streets with the hope of picking up a male for anonymous gay sex
Guy 1: Nick was out cruising until 3am last night.

Guy 2: Dam! That honky must have been craving the dick mad bro
by PokerAlice November 14, 2018
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curry cruising

the act of searching out for sexual or romantic pleasure those of Indian or similiar descent in order to satisfy one's brown fever
Hey, let's jump in Summit's car, pump up some tunes and go curry cruising since Chris has brown fever.
by Chachmo November 8, 2007
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PT Cruising

P(oon) T(ang) Cruising. The act of actively pursuing punani.
Franky and I went to the arcade to do some serious PT Cruising.
by Dr. Badass January 17, 2008
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Cruising for a Bruising

someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions
Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!

Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?

Rob) <exits room>
by footjuice_solutions June 17, 2009
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Smartphone Cruising

When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.

They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.

They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.

Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.

(They won't).
George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010
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car cruising

Driving round in your car with friends listening to loud music . Very common in small towns in Northern Ireland. Rather pointless apart from a waste of time when the pubs are closed or when the local garage is all out of buckfast. Common in newly-qualified drivers or "those annoyin kids with their R plates"
Going out "for a drive" and passing the same place at least ten times while "checking the talent". Car cruising is a good way 2 waste time.
by funkyirishlad June 26, 2006
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Tom Cruising

A verb used to describe a situation when a homosexual male, who also happens to be "in the closet", begins going out with a girl in order to attempt to prove that he is not a homosexual. Usually, when a man is Tom Cruising, everyone already knows that he's gay, except for him.

The origin of the term comes from Tom Cruise, who was criticized about his sexuality and soon afterward married Katie Holmes. Many people still believed he was homosexual though, and the phrase was born.
by Zamxus March 16, 2011
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