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An exploratory sexual move on a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. Gives that bigger girl or post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around and see the kind of place he came from.
Yeah man, I totally crowned Maureen last night, crowning is her biggest turn on.
when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.
crowning by ben June 5, 2003
one person on their knees in the middle of a circle-jerk of 3 or more guys waiting as they all bust their nuts on his/her head
"Man, I heard that fraternity was crowning all their new pledges!"
crowning by hard2break July 30, 2012
(v) when you're about to glo up
Caption: 18th birthday. I'm crowning 😉🔞
crowning by itsjaaassss August 1, 2017
When your homie is jerking off and pooping at the same time and just as his poop is halfway out, you arrive and fist him, pushing the poop back inside, henceforth causing him to cum.
1:

Friend: “Yo, I’m crowning!”

You: “Aw man, I’m on my way!”

2: “Yo, you gotta try crowning, best jerk I ever had”
Crowning by CrownedKing December 26, 2018
The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.
George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.

Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.

He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.
Crowning by CraigyToThaLeroy September 2, 2016