crowning

- the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.

"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"

"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"

by BloodMuttsRevenge August 25, 2006

Crown

It’s just a head ring.

If you really think about it a crown is just a head ring

by Itskindagriffin March 31, 2021

crowning

When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.

"OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I've got a turtle neck hanging from my ass..."

by Dr Bob December 17, 2003

Crown

A cover for your teeth that dentist recommend when you have destroyed teeth

Dentist: you need a crown

Patient : I don't have enough money

by the ecstatic August 15, 2017

Crown On

To come up on something in a way that diminishes it. To demean, to dominate, to devour. To freak that bitch out.

Jody: Man I got crowned on by that trigonometry test.

Heath: I am about to crown on your croquet ball! Booya!

by benthorot August 6, 2007

crown

short 4 crown royal

pass dat' crown ova this way

by MyssSunshyne November 28, 2003

crown

blowjob, head, dome, etc.

Person 1: I got crown from your sister last night.

Person 2: I was wondering where that red sore on her lip came from.

by crowncrew May 7, 2011