Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

by Ixy July 25, 2003

jelly catchers

girls underwear. Refers to catching the jelly that leaks out.

Molly's jelly catchers were wedge up her hungry ass.

by reagbo May 30, 2009

crotchet

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

croacher

A creepy guy who hovers too closely to females in a bar/club and does not get the hint that he is not wanted.

Sami: Oh my god! That croacher must be following us.
Angela: Isn't he that same guy who was standing next to us downstairs?
Sami: He is so weird. Why is he staring at us like that?!?

by cherryblossom September 14, 2007

Bill Crothers Secondary School

Bill Crothers Secondary School, also known as one of the worst school in York Region. Known for their white supremacy and highly white population is made up of jocks who can get their dicked sucked by any girl in the school, because they tell em they gunna become a major hockey player but know for a fact they'll be working a 9-5 for the rest of they life. Principle is always watching the cams so don't get caught not in uniform! Also known for their weed-based economy where weed can be used as currency.

Ps. Don't use stairwell E during periods.

Person 1: Yo you go to Bill Crothers Secondary School?
Person 2: Yea bro
Person 1: So u finna be a famous hockey player?
Person 2: Nah I only say that to get me some sloppy

Person 1: Facts

by Maxine2002 January 14, 2021

crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

by the great randoo December 12, 2009