I'll grab your crotch

One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.

Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!

by Jesus4Brains October 29, 2007

Crotch Grabber

A TSA employee.

Went to the airport today and was groped by some crotch grabbers.

by VegasVince December 3, 2010

crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014

*GRABS CROTCH*

TO ACT OUT GRABBING ONES CROTCH IN A PROVOCATIVE MANNER

GIRL SAYS "hey, would you like to come over for something to eat???"

GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"

by JUSTIN MCINTYRE October 21, 2010

Holy Crotchgrab

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.

D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!

by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011

crotchgrab

A gesture usually exibited by male Homo Sapiens, it involves reaching for ones nuts and yelling something idiotic.

Wow, Tom Cruise just did a crotchgrab.

by DJ Silly Hat August 28, 2007

(crotchgrab) WUT!!

a grabbing gesture made after accomplishing an amzing feat.

amazing feat, followed a crotch-grab "(crotchgrab) WUT!!"

by Garrett__33 September 15, 2008