croshitting

The action of crocheting while taking a shit.

Yo Kathy, can you please hurry up your croshitting? You're not the only one who has to take a dump.

by earlofpudding September 18, 2021

Catpiss Crosbie

A loud, drunken and generally disgraceful woman. Enjoys peeing in public and is entering the 2011 guiness world records for the longest pubic hair growth (she can plait it)

Hey man you're such a catpiss crosbie- you just peed in that alley!

by Rockandrose June 8, 2011

croshitting

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

A Crosbie

A Crosbie is when you set up to win in a game or life but end up failing miserably.

Example 'rolling a 1 when you needed a 2 or higher'

Oh no I have done a Crosbie

by Sweet Tommy December 10, 2018

crosbiphile

Someone obsessed with the man who goes by the name of James, Shniz, Shnoz, Giraffe or the kid who's really bad a life.
A crosbiphile usually knows almost everything about the shniz, for example, height, weight, favourite book, shoe size and sexual interest.

Guy #1: Crosby!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy #2: mutters- dirty crosbiphile

Dom Cros: (doing a routine checkup of the local dubbo giraffe)
Random Guy: Crosbiphiles like that should be behind bars.

by David Pocock February 21, 2010

croshitting

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

Crosbie Sweater

The only item of clothing a Saspot ever needs.

This Crosbie Sweater is always in fashion.

by Anonymous October 9, 2016