Crooketry

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

by Yoncé October 10, 2014

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

croose

The drunken state where you do not act solely crazy or solely loose, instead you are somewhere along the middle, thus "croose"

"She got so drunk at that party last night, she was croose"

by Lara88 December 31, 2006

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.

Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.

by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Crozet

A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).

"I live in Crozet. Where? Never mind...I live outside of Charlottesville. Oh, ok."

by maupinnm March 2, 2009

cooze cruise

a quest undertaken by (usually) a group of two or more males, while going out on the town to scope out various females, to score pussy and partake in a little skeezing by the end of the evening.

the ultimate boys night out party, especially if all participants get a piece of the action.

see also: beaver hunt

"pack your bags boys, we're goin on a cooze cruise tonight!"

by lucky January 8, 2006