Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019

Crooging

To Croog: to creep or stare in a very creepy way. To stare at someone non-stop and not take your eyes off of them.

OMG! Michael was completely crooging me in english today!

by Noofreep February 28, 2011

Crooning

Two elderly people having sex

Person A: what was that noise last night?
Person B: it was my grandparents crooning.

by Johnnyboy2cool November 19, 2016

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooking

The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.

"Yo guys I am crooking right now as we are opening these Grand Archive packs"

by Orginal_Sly_Fox November 28, 2025