Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

by I like soap69 November 12, 2022

Crooking

Going round causing trouble and doing illegal things, being a crook,

That man there looks like he's crooking.

I'm going out crooking

by mpet72 August 25, 2011

Cooming

Agh.... it appears that i'm cooming once again. this always happens at the end of a successful jerk session. i've arrived once again just like the countless times before. ya know jerking off really makes me thing about like and existence as a whole. are we just here to die? is my only life purpose jacking off? hmm.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M COOMING I'M COOMING.

by lleelliissaass December 27, 2020

Cooming

Miss spell for the word cum

AHHHH IM COOMING AHHHH!

by Msdicksucker July 4, 2023

chooming

“Chooming” is Hawaiian slang for smoking pot.

Don Ho and I were behind the hotel chooming some bud.

by Resbot Nermo of Apocraphy August 28, 2013

OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019