A portmanteau of Conan and conundrum
A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy

NBC: Conan, we gave you The Tonight Show at 11:30, but since The Jay Leno show has been sucking, we're pushing you back to give the slot back to Jay
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin

Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!

by Jay Leno's large chin January 21, 2010

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crander

Crotch dandruff. There are five main levels of crotch dander classifified by size with level 1 being about the size of Splenda/Equal/Nutrasweet granules, level 2 being the size of salt, level 5 being the size of rock salt, and so on.

"Man when Luke got up from the tabel there was crander in his chair!"

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR CRANDER, YO!"

"I heard Liz got the herp from David's crander!"

"Get some Crander Blue for yo crander, man! @$#% works gooood!"

"There was crander in Rebecca's drink."

by clemsontgr4real March 29, 2007

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cronenberg

(verb) To have your head explode off your shoulders.

From David Cronenberg, director of "Scanners," "Videodrome," and the re-make of "The Fly." In all these movies people's heads explode.

First known use, 1988, by Apple Employee, Mark "The Red" Harlan, in a public speech to an audience of 3,000 members, with over 150 press present; when describing Apple's reaction to the new version of Windows.

Dude, when your roommate finds out you slept with his girlfriend, he's gonna cronenberg.

by b1-66er September 26, 2005

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