by Anon1963 March 19, 2009
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A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
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Get the crispy croke mug.Exclamation of disdain and scorn used in response to any embarrassing social faux pas. Humiliates the speaker by drawing attention to their guilelessness.
Person 1: Does anybody still have their old Game Boy Color so we can trade Pokemon and make them evolve faster?
Person 2: Croyve!
Person 2: Croyve!
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Get the croyve mug.The crip version of "brody" meaning "brother" or "bro" as a friend. This term is commonly used in south Ontario, Canada as their are a lot of crips located in the GTA (greater Toronto area). This term can be used by anyone who isn't a blood and knows a lot of crips.
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Get the crokaydonkey mug.To define greatness........... just like the star bellied sneetches in Dr. Seuss.... they stand out in the crowd. Very well liked from others, usually the life of the party, trusting, loyal and honest. If you are a Croy, you have superpowers greater than all others.... So watch out for them Croy's!
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