Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

constable

A low rank police officer.

The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.

by Morgan T. May 5, 2006

Crystable Riley

the luckiest b*tch on earth who f*cked with Zayn and Harry

imagine being Crystable Riley

Crystable Riley = luck

by user123abc November 6, 2020

Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

coitable

A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable

Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.

by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014

constable bukkake

An anchor man In a circle jerk, the event organizer at a strictly all male bukkake party, usually someone named BORIS

Has constable bukkake arrived yet? I'm ready for the party.

by BeastFun January 21, 2018

Constable

A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.

Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.

by setmea2 April 1, 2010