Person 1. "Man did you see Frank over there? hes more like spank!!.
Person 2..Did you really just give Frank a Shit Crohn?
Man my dick is feeling weird, I hope that prostitute didn't give me the Shit Crohn
Person 2..Did you really just give Frank a Shit Crohn?
Man my dick is feeling weird, I hope that prostitute didn't give me the Shit Crohn
by Alpha Male2 January 30, 2010
Get the Shit Crohnmug. by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021
Get the Crohn’s Diseasemug. A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.
"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"
by Jerf Shmittz November 13, 2009
Get the Crohn's Dessertmug. when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.
Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?
by lezbaterian December 27, 2011
Get the selective crohn'smug. This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.
Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.
by Royd September 28, 2008
Get the Crohn's Top Shelf mug. One of the Most annoying medical conditions, you'll be in the bathroom a majority of the day and you can't cure it. But you can make it better with medicine and by not eating at all (because nearly all foods will trigger it)
by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023
Get the Crohnsmug. In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.
"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."
by bigmak93 September 12, 2015
Get the Mental Crohn'smug.