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Count Crotchula

the greatest person ever to invent a word and put it on this site.
Person 1: have you ever read one of Count Crotchula's words?

Person 2: of course i have that guys the funniest person i've ever heard.
by ilililililil August 16, 2008
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crotchulate

a. 1) get crunk

2) abrv. get it crotch'd

b. 1) crotchulate it - to get the
party started

2) can also mean to have gay sex...
especially when used as an
insult for someone named tyler
hall or when made into the
word "man-crotchulated.

BACKGROUND:
It all started when Tyler Hall
(Tyala)looked at gay porn on my
computer. So then, after telling
many, many people about his
antics, Sam, a comedic genius,
made up the phrase man
crotchulated while we were talking
about him. So the term was quickly
picked up by our peers and
hopefully will be picked up by
others around the world.
a. We came to the party ready to
get it crotch'd.

b. Tyala goes to the gay bar and
keeps it man-crotchulated.
by Zech May 24, 2004
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Crotchular

Apparel that places emphasis on the groin region.

Often such apparel causes high-pitched voice, decreased motor function, and excessive fidgeting.
'These pants are rather crotchular, don't you agree?'

'Do you even want children? then get out of those crotchular pants and into some cotton boxers!'
by Nevo June 17, 2008
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crotchular

A description of one's genital region. Most commonly used in conjuction with the word "region"
Steve's crotchular region was struck by mike's fist after which steve asked mike "what are you doing with your life that's so impressive?"
by Mr. Cumstein May 9, 2005
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cockular

someone who is well known for getting the cock (the male genitalia).
skylark is very cockular!
by cockular May 14, 2016
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Cockular

When a girl receives much social attention only because of sexual favors towards lots of men. This word is related to popular.
All the guys wanna hang out with Cramer because she is so cockular since she gave head to five men at the party.
by Gizzman500 December 31, 2009
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Crotchular area

The word you use when you don't want to say the words 'penis', 'balls', or 'vagina' out loud.
Doctor - "Where does it hurt?"
Guy - "In my...'crotchular area'."
by Gruntified November 4, 2007
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