Chivers

A fantastic group of people dedicated to alleviating the stress of an otherwise hectic day with daily afternoon randomness, sexy Chivettes, and the occasional motivational poster.

Hot girl: Wow, I feel so relaxed and comfortable around John.

Hot girl's friend: Yeah, he's one of those Chivers.

by Josh Mc. September 29, 2010

Chivers

Plural form of Chiver.
Also used to collectively label the loyal followers of theChive.com, both Chivers and Chivettes.

While we were on vacation, we ran into a group of Chivers that lived there and showed us around town and took us out for an awesome night.

by SquishyFlint December 5, 2011

Chivers

Chivers is the name for a horny home wrecker who regularly gives anal sex to their mothers and sisters. A Chivers likes ghetto booties from their direct family.

I had sex with my mum last night... felt like such a Chivers

by padafinglong November 18, 2019

cripers ole

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration

Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house

by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020

criders

A place where men are men, and the sheep are scared.

The only things you need in Criders are Velcro gloves and tall rubber boots. ;)

by biscuit_ehhh July 6, 2009

civers

Covers people use for warmth.

I need more civers in bed because it's so cold!

by BabyDollKK15 February 22, 2015

the chrivers

A sexual position named after a college student. The act consists of two men having sex. One man standing while the other man mounts him from behind and wraps his legs around him while inserting his penis into the other man's anus. While reaming the man's asshole, the mounter begins to shit himself, but the shit must be a very specific kind of shit, it must be explosive diahrea. The force of the shit being expelled must be great enough to form the shape of a rooster tail. While fucking the other man's ass and shitting in the form of a rooster tail, the mounter must dip his feet in vegetable oil (or any other lubricant) and then give the mountee a reacharound using his feet. Thus, a Chrivers is performed. This sexual feat has only been achieved once by the person it was named for.

the phrase "the chrivers" in daily use:

"Dude did you hear about John and Joe?"
"No what happened?"
"Well apparently they got really shit faced and started going at it."
"That's pretty gross dude."
"No, that's not even the gross part. Do you know what a Chrivers is?"
"You mean the guy from second floor?"
"No, the sexual position."
"What the fuck?"
"Look it up on urbandictionary.com. It's pretty fucked up. Anyways, Joe did it to John. It's kinda freaking me out."

by Mr Eric D November 8, 2008