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Hippie-crite

Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".
MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
by Velma Hart August 17, 2011
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hailee crites

by haileeissoswag January 11, 2022
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hippie-crite

A non-hippie scumbag who thinks they know everything. Being a hippie is generally about peace and love but they constantly grow angry and are fucking cocks about fat chick with back tits
Dude i was walkin down the street the other day in my new Abercrombie shirt when some hippie-crite runs over to me and starts bitchin about how im a conformist fuck and hes gonna kick my ass. So I pounded his hippiecritical ass into the ground
by jjsupah November 4, 2004
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The Crite

Short for "The Criteria" - A list of rules and conduct players on Call of Duty Warzone must adhere to in their final game before they log off their gaming system.
No that does not meet The Crite, we're running another one.
by SirWaffles69 May 17, 2021
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Criting

Criting (short for critical insulting) is an act of throwing slow, but extremely effective & damaging insults at someone as in contrast of “packing” which uses fast pace small & ineffective insults. One major example of criting is in Mach of 2023 when Lowteirgod used it against packgod, from that point on packgod became irrelevant.
(Criting example)

Packgod: point guard for duke 6-uh, 69. And I can dunk on Lowteirgod cuz he’s uhh, he’s my little bitch.

Lowteirgod: I heard you were 5’1 bro, is that true? Somebody said he was 5’1, is that true?
by Startupedition April 2, 2025
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Hippo-Crite

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!
by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025
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Flip-o-crite

Flip-o-crite
In order to criticize your opponent, you are willing to flip flop on your opinion or opposition view. Even if it means appearing like a hypocrite to win an argument.

A good example in politics would be conservatives yelling "my body my choice" which is typically an argument they have rejected for decades with abortion rights. However, in the debate over the vaccine is an argument they are temporarily willing to adopt the “my body, my choice” mantra in a sarcastic and facetious that does not align with their beliefs. But they are willing to temporarily adopt the saying way to win a debate over vaccines.

Conservatives are being such flip-o-crits over the vaccine.
Conservatives are being such flip-o-crites over the vaccine.
by Danny Mullan December 8, 2021
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