crista

A modern name for extremely sexy females.

"Crista, you are really hot!"

by beaverhausennn October 21, 2008

CRISTA

Women who get sacrificed for the lessons of other people— a women equivalent of Jesus

1: see that girl over there?
2: yes, why?

1: don’t mess with her, she’s a crista
2. a what?
1. a women Jesus...
2. ah.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 3, 2021

ice-crista

A barista for ice cream. One who scoops ice cream.

Look at how much gelato that ice-crista gave me! The cone can't even support it.

by bruceismypup July 10, 2010

Crista special

Giving a blow job and throwing up on there penis

Man I just got a Crista special

by Idkanymorelol August 21, 2018

Dirty Crista

the act of hackey sacking the testicles while fingering the butthole, and the left ear, and noogy fishing.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna Dirty Crista you!

by haigeegeefhasdoj January 16, 2011

Crista Ronaldo Suwi

when you are happy. And feel Excitement or you adore Ronaldo. Crista Ronaldo Suwi is yout guy

*Scores a Fabulous Goalazzo*
"Crista Ronaldo Suwi"
Famous Words

by Teh_MemeGoater April 7, 2022

CRISTAE

The chick that will flirt with your boyfriend even though they know hes taken.

Person 1: “Omg did you hear about Cristae”
Person 2: “Yes! Shes such a bitch!”

by xorellicx June 19, 2018