crista

A modern name for extremely sexy females.

by beaverhausennn September 2, 2008

CRISTA

Women who get sacrificed for the lessons of other people— a women equivalent of Jesus

1: see that girl over there?
2: yes, why?

1: don’t mess with her, she’s a crista
2. a what?
1. a women Jesus...
2. ah.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 3, 2021

A barista for ice cream. One who scoops ice cream.

Look at how much gelato that ice-crista gave me! The cone can't even support it.

by bruceismypup July 9, 2010

Man I just got a Crista special

by Idkanymorelol August 22, 2018

the act of hackey sacking the testicles while fingering the butthole, and the left ear, and noogy fishing.

by haigeegeefhasdoj January 16, 2011

when you are happy. And feel Excitement or you adore Ronaldo. Crista Ronaldo Suwi is yout guy

*Scores a Fabulous Goalazzo*
"Crista Ronaldo Suwi"
Famous Words

by Teh_MemeGoater April 7, 2022

The chick that will flirt with your boyfriend even though they know hes taken.

Person 1: “Omg did you hear about Cristae”
Person 2: “Yes! Shes such a bitch!”

by xorellicx June 20, 2018