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cristaball 

He is a sweet kind loving person that you want to be friends with forever. A nice calm person who will treat you right .He will joke around with youto get your mood up if your feeling down. He might ask for many small things but in the end you don’t care.
Cristaball : psst

You:*ignores*
Cristaball: psst do you have a pencil I can borrow?
You:*death glares* fine*gives him a pencil *
You: now leave me alone*does my work*
cristaball by Itsurboiii April 22, 2018
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he is really smeaxy,loyal,tall,smart, awesome, and kind really athletic
cristobal is a reallyy nice guy
cristobal by kelvin123 September 5, 2019

christabella

A beautiful girl with a kind heart. If you ever have a christabella you are one lucky man!
Wow I wish I have a christabella!

Christabelle

Christabelle is derived from a latin root word meaning 'most beautiful' Christabelle's are usually very gentle and kindhearted. Nobody can resist a Christabelle because they have it all.
Guy: Look at that girl!
Guy#2: She gotta be a christabelle.
Christabelle by papapapapa May 5, 2010
A badass Hispanic. Someone who just doesn't give a fuck really.
"Have you meet Cristobal? Don't mess with that Mexican!"
Cristobal by Omen chaos September 3, 2014

Crystabelle 

Crystabelle us is a solid person who is selfless and caring. She can get a bit over dramatic but everyone knows her heart is in the right place. Crystabelle will stand up for her friends when needed and will try to do anyrthing to cheer up with her besties.

Crystabelle can be a bad ass and very scared at the same time.
OMG! Is that a Crystabelle?
Crystabelle by Grrlz Dictionary! September 12, 2021

Juan Cristobal 

It’s a loving, caring and a unique person. They can be sexy and funny at the same time. You know you have a special connection with someone when you look eye to eye; that’s a Juan Cristobal. If you ever met someone like Juan Cristobal, never let them go, you’ll regret it. This slang makes reference to Juan Cristobal Varas, a great artist.
Girl 1: I met the best guy ever!
Girl 2: is it a Juan Cristobal?
Girl 1: definitely!! He’s the best and special
Juan Cristobal by FloBL April 21, 2021
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