nigger crisper

Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.

Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.

by NiggaPleez September 7, 2006

chisler

A person who is trying to scam you for cash (not a "thief" who will just take the money, or "scam artist" who is trying to scam you out of more than money), usually in a setting involving a transaction that would normally be no big deal

"That chisler tried to raise the price from $15 a bag to $40 after I came out to meet him!"

by T March 28, 2005

honey chipotle chicken crispers

A meal from Chili's Restaurant usually accompanied by a corn on the cob and French fries.

"Welcome to Chili's may i take your order?" "Yes i will have the honey chipotle chicken crispers"

by Dieter A. August 10, 2008

beer crisper

the bottom drawer in a refrigerator used as the main place to store beer.

who the hell needs a whole drawer for celery and pears? my bud light seems to work better in the beer crisper.

by Stephan Martinez February 18, 2009

crisser

Verb created from criss. May be the most used swear-word in the Province of Québec, as it is used for almost everything.

Also, consider :
crissement as an adverb,
criss or crisse as an adjective,
criss or crisse as a name

a) Où est-ce que j'ai crissé ça?
b) Je m'en crisse.
c) Qu'est-ce que tu crisses?
d) Il y a un chat qui s'est crissé devant le char.

Also :
a- J'ai crissement hâte à vendredi.
b1- C'est un criss de cave.
b2- Ouin, c'est une crisse de belle fille.
c- Hey, c'est le petit criss!

by Nihb June 13, 2005

Critler

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.

Q: "Dude where are you going?" A: "Critler."

*Flush* "Ahhh... Critler accomplished."

by Renegade65 March 30, 2010

Critler

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.

Hey *friend'sname* I need to go critler brb.

Critler

The 50 cal is out of ammo, going to try a different tactic.

I need to go crit hitler.

by silverfire675 March 29, 2010