robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003

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Crisler's Law

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"

With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.

by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011

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Cradle snatcher

Someone who has relationships with much younger partners, comparing it to taking a baby from its cradle because they're so much younger in comparison.

"Bridget, your boyfriend is 40 years your junior! You're going to be called a cradle snatcher if you're not careful."

by factcurate June 8, 2020

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Criddler Coin

Criddle coin is the homeless/tweaker native curency. These are cans and bottles in states with bottle deposits that are generally collected by tweakers to purchase more drugs with or purchase things that are difficult to steal.

Average CC to USD:
1 CC (Criddle Coin) = $0.10 USD

Aquired by hard labor of digging through rubbish/trash and stealing other peoples cans out of garbages or the back of trucks.

Usually carried in shopping carts, black bags and green bags. Commonly used as a status symbol on the streets of wealth.

"Holy shit bro, did you see how many criddler coins that tweaker had? He's going to have enough crack for a week!"

"I got a couples bags of Criddler coin I need to turn in"

by BIGDUKIE7 February 1, 2023

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And the cat's in the cradle

An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.
Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.

- So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now?
- Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Fine, another time then...

- Brad, dude, we've got this awesome party coming up this Friday. Why don't you join us? You've been away for months with your job.
- I can't, I have another deadline on Friday. I'm sorry. How about next Saturday?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Screw you Brad, you never have time for us anymore.

by Henkibojj May 19, 2011

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