Cricket 

When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.

Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"

Cricket by Supermarket Worker February 26, 2011

cricket 

Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many.

"Australia is the Cricket World Champion."

cricket by ive-ree August 26, 2003

cricket 

Acceptable form of behaviour, British behaviour in particular.

We don't kick men in the balls. It isnt cricket. (Taken from Austin Powers 2)

cricket by Greg Hill May 17, 2005

Cricket 

A subtle way to describe or insult a woman that is known for jumping from bed to bed, also known as a whore.

That girl is such a cricket. She was with 3 guys last week.

Cricket by Brisko53 October 19, 2010

Cricket 

A rather annoying insect that chirps and chirps and is great for keeping one up all night. The females have long ovipositors coming from their ass, and the males do not. Backward, isn't it?

My god! That chick has a cricket! And that fag is cricket-less!

Cricket by Kharisma December 14, 2003

Cricket 

a term used for something being not right or correct

dave and jon walked in the elevator and it jerked un controllably
john says " that deffinatly isnt cricket"

Cricket by mgk squires July 16, 2008

cricket 

Cricket is a religion. It is demographically more prominent in India. The followers of this religion worship the Greatest Legendary batsman "Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar".

Cricket is my religion and Sachin is my god.

cricket by SachinMyGod April 20, 2011