crendor

The cren-of-dor. The amazing LoL and Hearthstone. He does the best non-content. He IS Crendor, the WowCrendor

crendor es awesome

by woodalooman2222 January 11, 2014

Crenning

The use of a pen for the purpose of drawing/colouring.

This is a beautiful drawing! How about, instead of crenning, I get you crayons to make this masterpiece look even better!

by Heinze Doofenshmirtz April 23, 2019

crendly

Someone who borrows money and pays back on time.

I wish I could lend him some money, but I don't think he's crendly.

by Last king of Narnia February 17, 2022

Crenshen Killed

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.

FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

by rastaysballin October 24, 2009

crenshaw weave

A weave that looks like you bought it at party city. A weave that looks crispy and edges are showing.

Me: "Yo look at her nasty hair! "
Her: "it's probably a Crenshaw weave!"

by socialite562 April 1, 2015

Crenzy

You find this name unusual when you think of it, a type of guy that sees himself as a nobody in the world and is filled with low self esteem. He would picture what it's like to die at least once, and yet he wouldn't mind taking the risk. He's not like any other. He's a best friend; a guy that will have your back no matter what they are, he will stick with you through thick and thin. And when you try to push him away, he won't try to pull you in, because he knows you'll come back when you need him. He will always be the shoulder to cry on, just by the conversation he gives, you'll fall in love with him without knowing. He's a dad; he can be protective of you no matter where you're going, who you're going with, and when you're coming back. He will treat you like a child calling you cute names till you get embarrassed. He can be the first man that will love you and will always be the last. He will fall in love with every part of your body, because he knows you're insecure about them. In the end, he will never bore you. He can act as a child, but it will be the type of child that you would love to take care of, because he can make you smile. Above all, he's a dreamer and beneath that chest of his is the heart of a prince. He will never give up on you without a fight, a risk, a chance. He will keep pulling you in to his life whether you like it or not, because he has been through a lot. Try finding a guy named Crenzy, he can change your life forever like he did on mine..

Girl1: Did you hear about the new guy named Crenzy?
Girl2: No, why?
Girl1: I hear he's really amazing
Girl2: No way, I'd like to meet him!

by Thomdom0511 February 14, 2013

Daytons on Crenshaw

Cocktail consisting of 2/3 Olde English malt liquor, 1/3 orange juice. You can also throw a little dark rum on the top for that extra "bam!" This drink is also commonly known as Brass Monkey. This drink is called Daytons on Crenshaw, because you will find this cocktail in almost any car on Crenshaw Blvd that is rolling on Dayton spoke wheels.

Man, I'm dehydrated cuz. Let's roll down to the liquorland and pick up some Daytons on Crenshaw. You down?

by Fast Eddie August 2, 2005