Crematize

A slang term for leaving your weed to cure in a jar/pot

I’m going to leave this nug to crematize

by AJT93 February 3, 2019

cremate

1) To completely obliterate another person or team in any form of competition

2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general

While she had never thrown a bocce ball in her life, Beth completely cremated Chris in her first game with her undeniably impressive natural talent. Distraught, Chris subsequently contemplated jumping off the Bunker Hill Bridge into the Charles River.

by cmg0907 June 18, 2011

Cremation

To burn a corpse, a dead corpse

that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow.

by trogleprak January 29, 2006

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

Filthy Crema

A coffee that someone pours you from a disgusting dirty coffee percolator machine in your work place.

Susan: Good Morning Boys, can I offer you a cup of coffee?
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.

by David from Jerusalem May 20, 2013

between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

cremaster

The muscle that moves your testicles up and down into five different positions.

I watched my paddidas move around as I flexed my cremaster.

by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004