A creeping Turner is a betting phrase used first in Thailand then more in the UK meaning a fun bet which starts small but then escalates to mammoth proportions through doubling up or adding to the original bet over time. Many people who have experienced creeping turner betting have described it as both terrifying but exciting
Ian had a creeping turner, he placed $5 about a month ago on Birmingham City winning the FA Cup and now he has $68000 riding on it!
I only wanted a fun bet but it ended up as a creeping turner! I got carried away and now am involved for thousands
I only wanted a fun bet but it ended up as a creeping turner! I got carried away and now am involved for thousands
by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014
Get the creeping turner mug.A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
by Hippo light catcher June 14, 2017
Get the Cretin/kretin mug.the hand of a heterosexual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.
j: "honey, not now, i'm really tired."
m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."
j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"
m: "bitch"
m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."
j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"
m: "bitch"
by choop April 14, 2008
Get the creeping hand mug.1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.
by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003
Get the Creeping Death mug.To create a 10+ creed song playlist on a bar jukebox and immediately exit the bar once the playlist begins. "With Arms Wide Open" is generally the first song played.
I didn't go out with the intention of creeding last night, but when the bartender refused to serve me after midnight, I creeded the bar with arms wide open.
by Scotty Stapp 21 August 31, 2012
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The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:
"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date
Be sure to follow PEMDAS.
Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:
"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date
Be sure to follow PEMDAS.
Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"
Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."
Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."
Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
by languagefan July 9, 2011
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