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Crezzle Special

The art of getting blackout drunk hiding under your bed popping a tactical wank and going to sleep
I’m going now boys it’s time for a crezzle special.
by mynanlovessmack March 5, 2022
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creazzo

Just the most badass guy in the world. He is the perfect boyfriend and always has a big dick. He can make any girl with just a smile fall in love with him. If I had to define him in one word it would be EPIC.
Girl 1: Hey do you know Creazzo
Girl 2: Of course he is so sexy and beautiful
Girl 1: He would be the perfect girlfriend
Girl 2: Yeah he is just EPIC
by Jubskleyton May 7, 2019
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cremzz

loves to do fraud and do anything for the mandem. stories have been told of his fights with police to impress numerous yats.
Can also been known as playboi cremzz or yung cremzz a man of many talents
cremzz is bad i love him said numerous yats
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crezz

An abbreviation of the surname Cresswell but for people who are fun e.g. Laura Crezz. People called Crezz are usually very creative, loyal and kind but they can be forgetful. Do not trust a Crezz with your keys they will accidentally lock them in your car.
by Ms Crezz November 22, 2021
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Crezzing

Crezzing is the act of stimulating the nipples or genitals of a freshly embalmed corpse until it begins to secrete residual embalming fluid, which is then collected and used as lubricant during a nearby masturbation ritual. The session is typically performed beside the open casket, often in silence, with climax ideally achieved before the corpse's pupils fully dilate under viewing lights.

This act is associated with grief, guilt, and the pursuit of what practitioners call the "funeral finish." Some collect the fluid in ornate vessels referred to as a Crezz Cup, and log the act in personal codices.
“Tom said the embalming was still fresh and the satin wasn’t stained yet, so he went for a clean crezz.”

“Dylan lit two tea candles and crezzed for twenty minutes before someone walked in. He blamed ‘mourning jitters.’”

“Clayton always said he’d never stoop to crezzing, but Sean caught him mid-stroke behind the curtain with a milk jug. No shame left in the Brotherhood.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
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