Creamy Nutella

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.

John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"

by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015

Creamy Beige

Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.

"Mmmm, creamy beige" -Old Gregg

by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009

CREEPYJOE

a term used to describe pedos or racists

CREEPYJOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

by whoman565 January 30, 2021

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

Creepy Porn Lawyer

Michael Avenatti, Porn Star lawyer

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.

by VolStar September 25, 2018

Creamy Dreamy

When one ejaculates on another's face while they're sleeping.

"Yo, we should give Cole a creamy dreamy"
"That's a great idea, Kai!"

by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019

creepy crawl

sneaking into someone's home and rearranging their things (furniture) or taking unvaluable things that while not expensive are obvious (e.g., all the lightbulbs)

see Manson Family

My "family" and I creepy crawled the joint while they were out. The owners flipped out, man.

by tdlier November 5, 2012