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sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.
If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.
by badhatter88 October 11, 2011
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Scream Cream

To ejaculate semen and simultaniously yell out in orgasm.
Big Bertha enjoyed the Scream Cream surprise I gave her on our 5th yr anniversary.

Early one morning ronald accidentally smothered his baby sister face with scream cream when she opened the bathroom door without knocking.

Sick and tired of having to clean up after the filthy mess, Cornelius's father stormed down the stairs when he heard charles scream cream coming from the garage.
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steam cream

Can I have a cappucino with extra steam cream, please?
by pickle November 8, 2004
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cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.
Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam
by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019
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Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!
Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020
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steam and cream

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!
by V J January 5, 2006
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scream and cream

A pornographic website that shows horrible images and has stupid stories about women getting raped
hey man..have you ever seen

www.screamandcream.com ?
by James Lowe June 4, 2004
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