by JuicyHippoTime December 12, 2014
If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.
by Shakoom December 12, 2014
A sexual act involving two partners (the turkey and the dominator) in which one partner (the turkey) flaps their arms around and makes gobble sounds while the dominator chases them around the room attempting to place their scrotum upon their partner's chin/ neck area, simulating the look of a real turkey.
Michael chased Lindsay around the office, chasing the crazy turkey, while Ryan watched with amusement.
by LadNamedDave December 12, 2014
Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.
"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.
by Panicube December 13, 2014
by Saphira44 December 13, 2014
A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.
Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?
by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014
A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.
by Im Case December 13, 2014