classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.

"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".

by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011

crumsturbating

crying, taking a dump, and masturbating at the same time

after getting pWned, Todd was in the bathroom crumsturbating for a few hours

by stillberry November 25, 2010

Casturbating

Watching porn via Google Chromecast.

I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.

by RX0 September 4, 2013

Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Prasturbating

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating

I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.

by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011

Consturbating

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety October 14, 2015