a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography
man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
by idakothetricky February 28, 2013
Get the craptop mug.A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.
Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"
Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."
Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."
by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009
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A large city that was once beautiful and safe that is now decrepit, crime-infested and contracting in population. A typical example would be Detroit, once the fifth largest city in America and now isn't even in the top 25. A craptropolis has hundreds of abandoned buildings, gang-infested streets, murders, robberies, carjackings, to name a few.
Hey man, wanna go to Chicago this weekend for some baseball and deep-dish?
No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!
No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!
by joseph blough October 20, 2022
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Get the craptarts mug.Crypt meaning hidden or under stated Tork is a reference to the word Torque meaning turning effect of force combined together it becomes CRYPTORK ultimatlely meaning "Stealth force cracking the code"!
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Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.
by deadheadrik December 22, 2009
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