classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.

"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".

by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011

crumsturbating

crying, taking a dump, and masturbating at the same time

after getting pWned, Todd was in the bathroom crumsturbating for a few hours

by stillberry November 25, 2010

Casturbating

Watching porn via Google Chromecast.

I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.

by RX0 September 4, 2013

Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Crysturbating

To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.

Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.

by TPH007 June 14, 2015

rapsturbating

Braggadocious rapping.

Mainstream rapping is mostly rapsturbating.

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

classturbating

when you are super horny in school and you have to beat the meat.

jimmy! stop classturbating back there and pay attension!

by kshizlle014 November 9, 2009