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Craptop

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.
Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?
by gdawson October 28, 2008
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Craptop

A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...
"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."
by mevs gay November 15, 2009
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crapportunity

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".
Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.
by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009
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Craptop

A type of computer which is being used while seated on the throne in the thunderbox. See also squat and surf.
MSN posting: "No, I have the webcam switched off; I'm using my craptop..."
by King Drax May 30, 2010
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crappola

What's all this crappola?
by Shithead April 7, 2003
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craptop

A laptop that is pure crap and can't run any software without crashing.
I gots a craptop, so it can't run much. Yee
by Apple PowerBook February 4, 2017
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Crappola

This new cell phone is crappola. It takes pictures and plays music, but it does not make phone calls because it can't get a signal!
by Pierre1027 February 20, 2007
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