A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.
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n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".
Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.
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This new cell phone is crappola. It takes pictures and plays music, but it does not make phone calls because it can't get a signal!
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