crapintosh

Very expensive boat anchor

The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!

by Lost Boat April 24, 2006

Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

by steve austin September 19, 2005

Live Craption

A movie combining almost always mediocre to poor quality CGI characters with live action characters. A live craption movie will usually be based an older work aimed primarily at children such as Alvin and the Chipmunks or The Smurfs.

Dude, I heard they're coming out with some live craption Hong Kong Phooey movie.

by Spade Safety August 15, 2011

Clapinson

A male characterised by an almost compulsive desire to quote Arnold Schwarzenegger lines or make groaning noises in the style of the Austrian bodybuilder. Clapinsons are also known to quote lines from the popular British comedy 'Extras' such as "is he having a laff?"

That guy is a total Clapinson.

by MC91342 December 27, 2009

crapintosh

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

crapintosh

A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.

"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"

by Hate Crapintosh August 8, 2004

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008