Sabrina Carpenter

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful, singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too). There's nothing she can't do.

"holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nothing she can't do."

by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

by steve austin July 20, 2004

crapmaster

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

by james ferarro August 21, 2006

Crapterglow

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

aaron carpenter

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!

Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.

by magcon lover March 24, 2014

Sabrina Carpenter

MY MOM she slays mine and yours and your grandma’s asses. creator of the iconic song When You Feel Like Shit On Your Period. don’t play with the pasta queen. her voice is like an angel and will leave your wig in the next dimension. she’s a punny, gorgeous, loving, kind human whom the world does not deserve. singular is coming for the world’s weaves don’t say i didn’t warn you. she took a shower and she’s feeling wet. be an intellectual and go stream EVOLution and Eyes Wide Open, your ears will thank me later. don’t even try to hate on her because she’ll sick goodwin on you. she pushed all the lemons and has proved that she will keep snapping and keep showing the world that she ain’t no child. *peace signs out*

i’m gay for Sabrina Carpenter and for Sabrina Carpenter only

by alnetogethers September 29, 2018

Carpenter Theory

When you get someone 'hammered' and you 'nail' them.

I think I'm going to use the Carpenter Theory tonight on Megan.

by Anonymous33745 March 25, 2010