crapdamn

interj.

The best compound word in existence. Often used in painful or frustrating situations.

Crapdamn! I shut my toe in the door!

by uknowiknow13 June 28, 2006

Crapdusting

the art of passing gas in a silent manner while walking to and from locations

Dude you were totally crapdusting all the way from the café to the library. I feel bad for the guy behind you.

Crap, im dusting the hell out of this computer lab.

by HOTDOGCORNDOGHORNDOG September 23, 2014

crapuum

Doing the crappiest vacuuming job you can possibly get away with.

"Mum's stopping by in 15mins? You crapuum and I'll do the dishes."

by nikkiboots May 9, 2020

Crapdusting

When you attempt to cropdust but a little bit extra comes out

Hey let’s go cropdusting!

Don’t you mean crapdusting?

No…
What?

by Lasanye August 25, 2021

crapumentary

A so-called documentary but in reality it's so poorly researched, it whiffs too heavily of bullshit, which will certainly get slated by the critics.

If credible research is gathered & produced the result will be a popular documentary, that everyone is talking about. Whereas a 'crapumentary' is badly researched & falsified, the tv equivalent of gutter press tabloid journalism. It doesn't matter whether it's true, let's just sell the story.

by Hook Beak_66 February 28, 2024

crapdusted

The power move beyond being cropdusted as cropdusting is simply a fart released proudly within a crowd, with the ideal target of one’s ass being nose level of one’s cropdusting targets. Crapdusting is the act of parading one’s badonkadonk ant said target after having shat oneself.

Barney: dude, Paige just cropdusted me at family dinner. Wait! It started over one minute ago and the stank remains in the air. I think I got crapdusted. Either Paige is a pro-pilot of the cropduster, or I just got crapdusted

by the comand'r January 7, 2026