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The best male friend you can ever have , he turns into a bother immediately! You’ll never run into another guy like him. He’s there for all your conversations and lonely times! He looks really Tough on the outside but he’s a sweetheart, who isn’t selfish what so ever !
Cranium is the best !
Cranium by bdit2 December 5, 2024
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The skull. Can be used to describe a blowjob (see head, brain).
Dig in her mouth, she love to go south
Baby, give me that cranium.
- Gunna
cranium by urpantsarepeed March 1, 2026

Cranium Basher 

in DOTA: Costs 3220 gold

Requires: Gauntlets of Ogre Strength,Mithril Hammer,Cranium Basher Recipe Scroll

Gives: +30 Damage ,+3 Str Passive: Bash 15% Chance (10% for Ranged), 1.1 Second Stun, +25 Bonus Damage on Bash

2 basher percentage : 15% + (85% x 15%) = 27.75% ... so it is not exactly 30% (thanks to fellow dotaers on google).

A great item for most melee heroes. Most noticibly used on Naix, Magina, Faceless Void, Troll, Balanar etc...
Use with caution, good for some permabash/permastun
"fuck im naix and im getting owned early game"
"shit happens"
"what should i save up for?"
"duo cranium bashers = permastun and its gg"
"fuck that im going to buy dagon"
Cranium Basher by I_luv_mcdicks August 15, 2007

Cranium Pwnidge 

Pwnidge of the upmost cranium
Oh You n00b, im gonna so give you cranium pwnidge oh hells yeah
Cranium Pwnidge by Pigion Man April 1, 2009

cranium dust 

An idea or plan that you are designing and perfecting mentally.
"I have a plan... I think, but its just 'cranium dust' right now."
cranium dust by crowntrim August 29, 2009

cranium attack 

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.
"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"
cranium attack by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

Cranium-Rectum Inversion 

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.
Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!