Cracktonia

A majestic empire in the cafeteria of Amity Regional High School. With a well thought out governing body and constitution, Cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. When the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the Crack dividing the two Cracktonian provinces.

"Man, i want to go on vacation"
"Let's go to the majestic nation of Cracktonia!"

by THE CRACKTONIAN PARLIAMENT June 28, 2004

cracktop

A working laptop or netbook computer with noticeable and/or potentially compromising physical damage. ie; cracked casing, partially damaged screen, a missing panel or button(s). Usually an older or obsolete model.

My cracktop is missing the Fn key and the screen is held in with stickers, but it still works well enough to check email.

by empathy4uTM December 2, 2009

Cranktop

The art of cranktopping.
To cranktop.

Dat ass was cranktopping in those jeans last night.
Dude, I cranktopped all over that test.

by bigbangcranktopper69 September 6, 2012

crackton

Nickname for the town in London called "Acton".

"let's go to crackton"

by g-man11111 April 22, 2008

cracktober

a nickname where you bind together the word: Crack and October = Cracktober

my name is cracktober

by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

cracktory

An orifice that manufactures crack, stench, or both.

I can smell her cracktory a mile away, I bet you could scrape it and smoked the resin if it didn’t stank so bad.

by devestment October 10, 2009

clacktop

Clacktop is a type of S&M
it is when the more domineering half of the realtionship straps their partner to a bed and hires a monkey to bite his/her nipples. This will send an orgasm to the other body, endorphins, these chemicals get released into the air, causing the monkey to act as if drunk, exciting the couple

#1: Last night...
#2: WHAT!?!?! tell me NOW or i will stab ure penis
#1: i hadd............
#2: SEX??
1#: im not fucking victorian...... clacktop!!!!!!

by babymonkeyxxxxxxxxx April 24, 2011