Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.
When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.
by Private Long September 23, 2006
by deeznutsfactory August 15, 2021
*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”
*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”
*My boyfriend* - (;
*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”
*My boyfriend* - (;
by your-moms-gay August 20, 2019
The great ambrosia of all delicious fruit juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.
by Yes Surrr January 25, 2009
When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.
Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.
by ectofunky- November 16, 2024
by Lilxanluver November 19, 2017