cranberry juice

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.

When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.

by Private Long September 23, 2006

want some cranberry juice?

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
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“you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”

by deeznutsfactory August 15, 2021

Cranberry-pineapple juice

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.

*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

by your-moms-gay August 19, 2019

Cranberry-Strawberry Juice

The great ambrosia of all delicious fruit juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.

"I feel like I could do anything, I just had some Cranberry-Strawberry Juice"

by Yes Surrr January 25, 2009

starburst and cranberry juice

Best. combo. ever.

Yo pass me the juice.

U mean the lean .
No fam just starburst and cranberry juice FWYM

by Lilxanluver November 19, 2017

Cranberry juice

diet liquor

This cranberry juice bussin

by jadiana January 19, 2023

cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.

Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.

by ectofunky- November 15, 2024