Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

craftsman truck series

the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.

"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"

by Fillup G. September 21, 2006

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004