Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person

"wow this becky with the good hair gave me a good ass cracker jack"

by OG_Sus_Johnson December 27, 2016

cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.

I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.

by Casey R. June 04, 2005

CRACKER JACK

A childlike white adult who can't think outside the box & is corny & sweet.Also when you dig deep inside you find a toy, something for children to play with.Or crackers term used for pale square people who (jack) culture, land,history,etc.

I told my son it's a little late for "CRACKER JACK" maybe tomorrow

by Fred E. Douglas June 24, 2011

cracker jack

●A noun used to describe an action as "cool","dope","crazy",or "sweet".(Like the popcorn)

●A term also used for naive caucasian boys.

1.
Friend:"I made out with Jennifer last night!"
You:"That's fucking cracker jack,man."

2.
Douchebag Friend:"Probably got a acceptance letter to Harvard already"
You:"You're a cracker jack"

by wizardswag May 07, 2012

cracker jack

another name for white person

that person is such cracker jack

by Regina flangy September 13, 2005

cracker jack

A word to describe high priced low quality housing that is insufficient in size

You don't live in a "studio" apartment, that's an overpriced cracker jack box.

by Werdswirth Sayen February 01, 2018

cracker jack

A crazy, silly, or nutty person

That guy is such a cracker jack!!!

by 1Anon. April 11, 2006