Angry Crackberry

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.

Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!

by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010

Crackberry Jam

synonym for Blackberry Jam.

Tired on my way home from work, I exit the subway train at my stop only to be slowed nearly to a halt in a crackberry jam on the way out of the station. It's like they can't WAIT to get a signal again.

by CadeRageous January 16, 2009

Crackberry

Used to describe a person who is addicted to their blackberry's phone.

There goes Dad, ticking away at his Crackberry.

by tristans<3 December 31, 2008

Crackberry Syndrome

When one of your friends get a new Crackberry and secludes themselves from reality

Marcus: Why is Mike secluding himself?
Pat: Crackberry Syndrome

by TurtleLockJaw December 28, 2008

Crackberry

A nickname for Blackberry, usually used when a person is addicted to their Blackberry, and/or uses it in places their not supposed to (i.e., dinner table, cocktail party, etc.)

B: *click click* "Joe called Sara who texted C.C. who emailed Fred who chatted to Bob that Georgia and Ramone are both getting amputations after they have kids!"
G: "JERRY! NO CRACKBERRY AT THE TABLE!"
K: "Yea Dad. No Crackberry." *click click*

by Catsoup August 19, 2010

Crackberry

A person that is addicted to checkingand/or sending messages on their Blackberry or some other similar device.

Every time I see that damn crackberry, she's messing with her phone.

by Frenchie619 December 15, 2006

crackberry

A bunch of berries cracked together, usually to make a cider/beer

Lacy really likes that Bishop crackberry cider

by rononamission1 October 30, 2017