Crackgasm

The precious moment where you move your bones in a way that "cracks" and relieves a lot of pressure at one time.

Me: I just had a crackgasm in my neck.
Friend: Bro, cracking your bones is bad for you.

by lulzSec, bitch July 19, 2016

crackamoa

when some one cums to hard and shits themself

Brandon: "Dude, last night I fuck this girl so hard I crackamoaed myself."

by jrode May 2, 2016

Crackass

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.

1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass.

2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.

by tim s. December 16, 2004

holy crackamoli

Synonym to words such as "holyshit", "holy crap", "oh my god"

i cant beleive what i am seeing

holy crackamoli rakesh, tsiuf is NOT a word!
that man is really a woman....HOLY CRACKAMOLI!!

by SonalM June 12, 2007

Arkansas Crackasaurus

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.

Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?

by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a February 17, 2010

crackasaurus

To show one's crack with low rider jeans with no regard to others who may be within the crack viewing radius. This includes lack of underwear which accentuates the crack line. See "burnt" and "tore back."

Damn that crackasaurus! Always has to have her ass up in someone's face.

by poo,o, October 26, 2006

Crackasaurus

An old white man who is incredibly racist.

Dude, old man Jenkins is a total crackasaurus!

by Inspektahdeck October 18, 2014